Some Favorite Jokes About Cats

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Some Favorite Jokes About Cats

Some Favorite Cat Jokes:

1. How many cats can you put into an empty box? A: Only one. After that, the box isn’t empty.

2. What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote? A: Paws

3. What do you call a pile of kittens? A: A meowtain!

4. If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? A: Their paws.

5. What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A: A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

6. Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? A: Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.

7. Why did the cat go to medical school? A: To become a first aid kit

8. Why did the silly kid try to feed pennies to the cat? A: Because his mother told him to put money in the kitty.

9. What's the difference between a cat and a comma? A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other a pause at the end of the its clause!

10. What do you get if you cross a kitten and a little girl's harido? A: A braidy-cat!

   

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